Inside a Girl's Head: The Truth

I saw this as a bulletin on MySpace and wrote my response at the end of each. I have to say that I am proud of myself.



inside a girls head:

1. When you catch a girl glancing at you,she wants you to look back and {{smile}} =)

Or maybe you:
a. are doing something weird
b. have something nasty hanging off of you
c. or she is wondering why God made you so unfortunate-looking

2. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand

Or maybe she can't walk straight.

3. When she wants a hug, She will just stand there

Or, maybe, just maybe, you said/did something stupid and she cannot fathom how ridiculous it was.

4. When you break a girls heartshe still feels it whenyou run into each other 3 years later :(

Maybe she has some type of disorder that cannot allow her to move the fuck on. In that case, she needs to get out more, or try resorting to the world where the completely hopeless go to look for love: the internet. Hopefully she won't fall in love with a rapist.

5. When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through her mind

Like: Why do you bother talking? or Why do you exist?

6. When a girl is not arguing,she is thinking deeply

About how, despite your argument, you are STILL wrong and will always BE wrong.

7. When a girl looks at you with eyes full ofquestions,she is wondering *how long you will bearound???????*

Or "When will you leave me the fuck alone???????????"

8. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after af ew seconds,she is {{NOT}} at all fine!!!!!!!!!!

Because chances are you fucked up. Again. Good job, Bud.

9. When a girl stares at you,SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE PLAYING GAMES.

Or, as mentioned earlier, why you are so unfortunate-looking.

10. When a girl lays her head on your chest,she is wishing for you to be hers FOREVER

Or maybe she's:
a. really tired
b. super drunk
c. super drunk

11. When a girl says she can't livewithout you,she has made up her mind that YOU are her future

Because she is under the impression that she NEEDS a man to make her happy. In that case, I would kick her to the curb. She doesn't deserve a "man" if she actually believes that.
Or maybe she's on drugs.

12. When a girl says, "I miss you,"no one in this world can miss you more than that

Or maybe she's under the influence.

13. When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but shes scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

Or maybe she just doesnt like you.

Guy Facts:
1. When a guy calls you,he wants to be with you

Wrong. Very wrong.

2. When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.

And probably thinking about how he wants to get in your pants.

3. When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

Or he's too simple-minded to come up with a rebuttal.

4. When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a fewminutes He means it

Because he is not capable of feeling any emotion other than horny.

5. When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

Or maybe you're just gross.

6. When your laying your head on a guy's chest, He has the world

World = the ability to go to his friends and embellish the story to the point where you, apparently, did something COMPLETELY unrelated.

7. When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, He is in love

Or he wants a blow job.

8. When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, He means it

Wrong. VERY wrong.

9.When a guy says he can't live without you,He's with you till you're done

And then he'll move on to someone else in about half an hour.

10.When a guy says, "I miss you," He misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Because he is on drugs.

Repost this in 10 minutes and your truelove will call you
He's probably too busy doing something else. Cough.